untitled .. for now.

Being bumped from 2nd to 4th grade for summer school makes Mr. Burgwald a very, very sad panda.

Jun 29th

Here’s some added perspective into my plight. You all know how small my manbag is .....

Jun 29th

Summer school training for six hours. Not so bad unless it’s in a K’garten class and I...

Jun 29th

Learning to rock the aim app on iPhone in order to prevent going over text allotment. My aim...

Jun 26th

Fireworks at Penn’s Landing tomorrow night. I worked pretty hard in order to celebrate the...

Jun 26th

Never felt so classy before. Enjoying dinner with @bennettulmer, @davidkaneda, & @emilyann_kim....

Jun 26th

In a bizarre twist our current/fired principal will now be joining us in hiring his replacement....

Jun 25th

I think I just peed a little .. which is unfortunate because I now recall eating asparagus at lunch....

Jun 24th

It’s done. Room 214 is officially closed for business. Now I get to sit around for a day and a...

Jun 24th

Found $20 on the sidewalk. And nobody was around for questioning. Tuesday win.

Jun 23rd

Last day of school for students. I can’t believe this day has finally come.

Jun 23rd

Wow. This many disgruntled teachers wearing red is rather formidable: http://yfrog.com/14pryzj

Jun 22nd

Joining 16,000 Philly teachers for a bitch-fest at the Liacouras Center. Being the building union...

Jun 22nd

Vice Principal just pulled me in her office and gave me a mini preinterview speech about why I need...

Jun 22nd

Internet is down at work. Going to be a long day not being able to plop kids in front of the...

Jun 22nd

Is wondering why wouldn’t everyone pre-order and avoid the lines a la @bennettulmer?

Jun 19th

Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click -...

Jun 19th

Crap! Crap! Crap! It’s Father’s Day this weekend.. uuuugh being an elementary school...

Jun 19th

Damn you iPhone activation server!! Just let me update already! There go my plans to cut and paste...

Jun 17th

Just learned I’m heading the committee to hire the next principal. I’m hiring candidates...

Jun 17th

Some guy gave a fake number to a collections agency and they won’t stop calling .. guess what...

Jun 16th

You want to know what’s awesome? .. Knowing your principal is going to be transferred and not...

Jun 16th

Definitely just dropped the S-bomb in front of a few of my kids. I think my stress level has reached...

Jun 16th

Thanks to the generosity of PrideFest, a condom just flew out of my bag onto the floor a la...

Jun 16th

Sorry to break the mystery for you all. I told her if she ever saw a hairy banana, she should watch...

Jun 12th

Kids were writing about fruits and vegetables they like and why. Girl mixed up banana and peach and...

Jun 12th

Just said “hairy banana” to my students and nearly bit my tongue off trying not to...

Jun 12th

Daniel Tosh’s at the Borgata Sat., July 25. Just sayin’.

Jun 12th

It’s the little things that make my job an absolute joy. http://yfrog.com/0dmc1oqyj Plus I get...

Jun 11th

Whenever I accidentally bring poop bags to work from walking Angel I’m tempted to leave them...

Jun 11th

Petition: AT&T to offer reasonable iPhone 3GS upgrade prices http://twitition.com/f96aq...

Jun 10th

It’s amazing what 7 hours of solid sleep, dunkin donuts coffee and those tasty new snacker...

Jun 10th

First experience with an open casket funeral. I don’t think I’m going to be quite right...

Jun 9th

No open bar. Horrendous middle school dj. Wedding in Harrisburg. Epic weekend fail....

Jun 7th

26 years old and hiding behind a rest stop catching a smoke. Gotta love time with the fam!

Jun 6th

Four of my students are absent. This is exceptional because I only have a class of ten. 40% absent...

Jun 5th

Being fed free cocktails by liquor reps is an epic win!! I need to go out for happy hour more often.

Jun 5th

Angel has been frontlined. You’ve all been warned.

Jun 4th

This will have to be my first purchase after I receive @davidkaneda’s stimulus check:...

Jun 4th

Four straight hours of classwork for grad school and now to clean the apt. I need a mental health...

Jun 4th

Finally got my picture to upload. Is it too glamour shot-esque? Or does that just make it amusing? I...

Jun 4th

I can’t imagine a day getting much worse than this.

Jun 3rd

Finding out I can teach summer school always fills me with mixed emotions. Hooray extra money!! Boo...

Jun 3rd

I can teach in the suburbs!! We’re free and clear, @davidkaneda!!

Jun 2nd

Dinner consists of pancakes with a side of lucky charms and pop tarts for dessert. I think it may be...

Jun 1st

Why does twitter refuse to cooperate when I upload a picture or try to add my actual name?

Jun 1st

Mmmm .. school lunch tacos. It’s a good day! http://yfrog.com/5fzatj It’s a good thing...

Jun 1st