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Our school has just gone into lockdown due to a bank robbery around the corner. Badass scary shit...

May 29th

Principal announces “code lockdown” over PA, then “code all clear.” As an...

May 29th

I really just fired someone?? This whole union rep gig is starting to blow hard. I don’t even...

May 28th

Oh dear .. this is one of those creeper hangovers. A movie is in store for room 214 this afternoon....

May 28th

Watermelon purée, fresh mint, and tequila makes for a delicious margarita. But drink too many and...

May 28th

Win.

May 28th

Interview panel consists of me, the principal, and vice principal. This is not what I expected. At...

May 27th

Mr. Burgwald is now certified to bastardize English literature to high school students. WOOT!!!

May 26th

Hella lame: work ends at 3:00 but I have to stay to interview new teachers at 3:30, then 4:00, then...

May 26th

Good luck with the deadline, @davidkaneda. You’ve been missed this week. Celebrations and...

May 22nd

Taught lesson on rhyming words earlier. Students now screaming “Dave-slave!!” a la...

May 20th

RT @AndrewBloch Nobody puts Swayze in the coroner’s

May 19th

Professional development all day. For the love of all that’s holy please keep me entertained.

May 19th

Who wouldn’t want a Mr. Burgwald note card?? My job has the most random perks....

May 13th

I’m an Uncle again! Tyler William Burgwald just crawled out of a vagina weighing 7+ oz., 20...

May 11th

Sorry .. to clarify: Lost is on Wednesday and it’s going to get me through this unbelievably...

May 11th

has a major case of the Mondays. Lost season finale will get me through it!

May 11th

The worst part is that she peed on a memory foam mattress. There’s no forgetting this time..

May 7th

My dog fails at thunderstorms. My bed’s full of piss, the closet has been ransacked, and...

May 7th

$50 reward!! Epic WIN!! It’s a good thing I don’t take advice from 4th graders.

May 5th

Off to return the phone to the doctor. What’s scary is that I’m in the mood for...

May 5th

300 MacBooks delivered and currently being set up in our school. I smell my stock rising. Mmm....

May 5th

Bringing the phone to the luxury condo of Dr. Ball, a surgeon, in Old City after work. Should be...

May 5th

Had a class of fourth graders write me an essay as to what they would do if they found the phone....

May 5th

Found a blackberry whilst out w/pup. Apparently belongs to a dr. Hoping he/she calls it today and...

May 5th

Dear Pooper: It’s been an eventful two years of trying to teach you to read. I’m growing...

May 4th