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Random cat fact: 430,000 - average number of kittens a female cat can give birth to in a 7-year...

Apr 29th

You know summer weather is upon us when you go to pick up your dog’s poop and you notice,...

Apr 28th

It’s almost 5pm .. time for your final cow fact: Cows drink about 35 gallons of water a day -...

Apr 28th

Cow fact #5: You can estimate a cow’s age by the number of rings on its horns. (Like a...

Apr 28th

Cow fact #4: Dairy cows can produce 125 pounds of saliva in a single day.

Apr 28th

Cow fact #3: A cow spends 6 hours eating and 8 hours chewing its cud everyday. (I tried to time that...

Apr 28th

Cow fact #2: Cows can walk upstairs but not down because a cow’s knees are unable to bend the...

Apr 28th

Cow fact #1: Did you know there are roughly 350 “squirts” in a gallon of milk? *tee hee*

Apr 28th

Today is random cow fact day .. or as referenced by my bookmark, “udderly interesting...

Apr 28th

Hilarity is taking your students down for picture day (in their fancy pants) after lunch/recess...

Apr 27th

Owwwww my brain. If I have to read one more passage I’m going to start impaling babies at...

Apr 25th

Ok Praxis exam .. you’ve already taken up my Fri-Sat. Now I’m going to kick your ass!

Apr 25th

If they keep adding days to our school calendar at this rate, I’ll be working into...

Apr 23rd

Went to gym with the kids today. Learned I could do 7 pull ups AND pegged a kid in the face playing...

Apr 17th

Aha! Found the culprit. http://twitpic.com/3coi3

Apr 15th

Why does my classroom have an unbelievably powerful cat piss aroma? Oh .. a cat mistook one of the...

Apr 15th

It’s that time of year in 214! It’s obviously the little things that get me through the...

Apr 14th

My Mom has just facebook friended me. I’m afraid the internet sensation is over for me....

Apr 9th

Why don’t I hang out with Grandpa everyday?? http://twitpic.com/30g0o

Apr 8th

Spring break!!! (You guys can’t tell but I’m flashing my boobies right now.)

Apr 3rd

I’m feeding my kids Juicy Juice that was in a can in my closet for over 3 years. The can is...

Apr 3rd

It wouldn’t be the day before vacation if the pooper didn’t blow out his pants. This is...

Apr 3rd

You’re out three days and one of your kids cuts off their flippin’ eyelid with a pair of...

Apr 2nd

The 2nd floor of my building is being converted into an apartment similar to ours. Speculating...

Apr 1st

New Lost, South Park, and Reno 911 tonight. I am a smitten kitten.

Apr 1st