untitled .. for now.

“Sorry kids, we’re all out of gold stars. Have a goo star instead.”

Mar 31st

Apparently my substitute teacher left a used condom on the floor at lunch which a student found....

Mar 31st

They’re assuming he was cruising the internet while the kids were at lunch. This is my hope .....

Mar 31st

This is in addition to telling the kids to leave during a fire drill .. the librarian dismissed my...

Mar 31st

Two nights in the poconos .. not going out .. yet I’ve managed to pack 6 bags. I amaze even...

Mar 28th

Does the whole city smell like poop today? I’ve checked my shoes twelve times and have found...

Mar 26th

Evidently @MarchForBabies is now following me due to my gay sex reference. I’m not okay with...

Mar 25th

Just bought a “Biker Bear for Babies” from our March of Dimes fundraiser. Still giggling...

Mar 24th

I forgot how nice it is to have a “normal” day now that PSSA prep and testing are over....

Mar 24th

It’s extremely difficult to enjoy my yogurt and granola with a box of munchkins sitting in...

Mar 24th

No paper due this upcoming weekend for class means Poconos is ALL SYSTEMS GO!!!

Mar 21st

And then I get to eat my free Rita’s in front of them and rub it in their faces as to just how...

Mar 20th

The unfortunate side of my job is trying to explain and reason with 7-10 year olds when...

Mar 20th

It’s good to be topside again: http://twitpic.com/284fx

Mar 18th

The fate of my school may be in the hands of my 3rd grader who answered “4 ont a have...

Mar 18th

Not so smart, are you? http://twitpic.com/27ch2

Mar 18th

What has two thumbs and is participating in an NCAA tournament? ::This Guy!:: What the hell am I...

Mar 17th

I literally have to stand in place for 2 flippin’ hours watching these kids suffer through a...

Mar 17th

I’ve determined that @mattscrenci and @LeMaitre are a bad influence. Hoppy beer last night =...

Mar 13th

Twitter’s really not the same without @davidkaneda’s incomprehensible tech jargon. Hope...

Mar 12th

And the other side: http://twitpic.com/212mt

Mar 12th

This is what No Child Left Behind and high stakes testing have reduced my classroom to:...

Mar 12th

Peanut butter and nutella on a French Toast bagel. Yes I’m tweeting my lunch because I’m...

Mar 12th

New South Park tonight?? I guess now I don’t have to bust Lost’s kneecaps for making me...

Mar 11th

Just received an offer for a World of Warcraft credit card. I never realized how much of a dork I...

Mar 4th

I can’t believe I forgot to post this. Behold what my kids bring for lunch:...

Mar 4th

Not quite the blizzard I was expecting .. but what’re you gonna do?

Mar 2nd