January 2012
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November 2011
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September 2011
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Pardon the interruption...
And you’ve just watched an address on the economy by the P- .. OH MY GAWD WHAT IS THAT?? TERRORISM, TERRORISM!! HIDE YO’ KIDS, HIDE YO’ WIFE!
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August 2011
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July 2011
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Find your name's best anagram →
indyam: costumepartypolitics: scatterhearted: littlestlungs: CARNALIZE TO CRAB-LIKE HEN—-the full name CROCK LIAR—-first and last LL MELEE LONER omg DAMN! MAZE PENITENT LEMON DAZE DAMN INEBRIANT best. ever. I’m a bit embarrassed to admit mine: BUNG RAW DAWDLER
Jul 6th
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May 2011
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May 31st
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Kids Corner / WXPN-FM →
I need you all to vote for “Monster Under My Bed” by The Plants. These guys are the coolest, sexiest kids band you’ll ever know.
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May 17th
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Here’s a bit of hilarity to cleanse your zombie palate. *Warning* The commercial and video will start at the same time. The video will automatically restart after the commercial, or you can just pause it. ‘Sup to you. (via Dead Island - Literal Trailer Video - IGN)
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April 2011
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Apr 14th
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RT @survivingmyself @burgwald @bennettulmer @sonichitch @mozgirlsara @davidkaneda @secretlifeofkw @debersol Be prepaaaaaared!
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March 2011
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February 2011
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January 2011
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I see thundersnow!!!!
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Fiyero, the kitten, plays fetch better than our 10 year old Labrador retriever.
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December 2010
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November 2010
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Nov 30th
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Nov 27th
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I mean .. come on.
So what you’re telling me is that the next time I fly they’re going to touch me down there AND I get to fly safer? Where’s the problem, folks?
Nov 24th
October 2010
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Making Halloween baggies .. teacher style. http://instagr.am/p/FkU3/
Oct 27th
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Real footage.
Oct 23rd
Grrrrr....
Just passed the stupid San Francisco Giants on my way home going to their stupid hotel after beating us after that stupid first game. I hope they get a stupid flat tire.
Oct 17th
Follow up..
@sonichitch, Now you know my letters. How foolish. [sad trombone]
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September 2010
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August 2010
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I got the job!!!
After submitting an application months ago a strange twist of fate afforded me the opportunity to interview at Greenberg Elementary School in the greater northeast region of Philadelphia. After a painstakingly long wait I have just been offered the position of 4th Grade Special Education Teacher. This school is essentially a suburban school within 200 ft of Montgomery County. This means a...
Aug 28th
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At the dentist.
After waiting five years I feel like I’ve been pressing my luck: No cavities, no cavities, no cavities, stop!!
Aug 24th
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Aug 21st
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July 2010
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Jul 28th
ZOMFGWTFBBQ!?!?!? →
It’s finally here.
Jul 27th
This sounds fascinating. →
Jul 27th
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Jul 22nd
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Transcript of Today's Apple iPhone 4 Press Event
Apple: The iPhone 4 has the same problems all other phones have when you hold them, we just made the mistake of pointing out that our antenna design was better than anyone else's, even though we knew when you held it it would turn to shit. Oops. Basically, we shouldn't have to be any better than anyone else, because all phones suck.
Users: But we're dropping calls.
Apple: Yeah, but only one more than normal. So shut up.
Users: Right, but when I'm talking to a client and--
Apple: And look, we'll give you a Bumper for free. They're normally $29, but we're gonna make you schmucks happy and give you all a free one. That will solve this problem.
Users: But you can't use the dock with a Bumper, and you can't use most of the car accessories with a Bumper, and the Bumper makes it hard to put the phone into your pocket which means you're more likely to drop it, and--
Apple: Free Bumpers. Shut up.
Users: Okay, what about the proximity sensor?
Apple: Yeah, yeah. Stop complaining about that. We're working on a fix for that and we'll release it at some point.
Users: So in the mean time, we'll drop calls without a Bumper and we'll put people on mute and speakerphone accidentally with the proximity sensor issues.
Apple: Yes. The iPhone 4 is the best smartphone on the market.
Users: But what about--
Apple: Did you see the fucking charts? Shut up.
Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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Who do you write like? →
Apparently I write like David Foster Wallace.
Jul 15th
Jul 15th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 11th
Pure hilarity. Squared. →
Read it all the way through. You will be grateful that you did.
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