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Philadelphia native currently residing in Fishtown. Things I like include getting through a day where kids raise their hand to speak, talk nicely to one another, and hold their bowel movements for when they go home.

Sunday, January 8th Sunday, January 8th

The Plants-Go Out and Play- Kids Music (by PlantsMusic)

Why was I not aware this existed earlier?? Our friends’ kids band is the tits.

9:03pm
Either the Steelers are tied in the fourth with two minutes remaining, or @genoprimanti has a wickedly kinky imagination. Either the Steelers are tied in the fourth with two minutes remaining, or @genoprimanti has a wickedly kinky imagination.

Either the Steelers are tied in the fourth with two minutes remaining, or @genoprimanti has a wickedly kinky imagination.

7:57pm

Thursday, November 10th Thursday, November 10th

trainjuice:

McRib doesn’t think you’re outraged enough about current events.

this wins all of the things that ever were in all of the internet. thank you for keeping me from giving up my favorite pastime: tumblr stalking. trainjuice:

McRib doesn’t think you’re outraged enough about current events.

this wins all of the things that ever were in all of the internet. thank you for keeping me from giving up my favorite pastime: tumblr stalking.

trainjuice:

McRib doesn’t think you’re outraged enough about current events.

this wins all of the things that ever were in all of the internet. thank you for keeping me from giving up my favorite pastime: tumblr stalking.

5:05pm

Thursday, September 8th Thursday, September 8th

Pardon the interruption…

And you’ve just watched an address on the economy by the P- .. OH MY GAWD WHAT IS THAT?? TERRORISM, TERRORISM!! HIDE YO’ KIDS, HIDE YO’ WIFE!

8:20pm

Monday, August 29th Monday, August 29th

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story “The Teacher with Terrible Penmanship.” Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story “The Teacher with Terrible Penmanship.”

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story “The Teacher with Terrible Penmanship.”

9:29pm

Wednesday, July 6th Wednesday, July 6th

↪ via ndrbtzn

Tuesday, May 31st Tuesday, May 31st

Wednesday, May 18th Wednesday, May 18th

Tuesday, May 17th Tuesday, May 17th

I have never been more excited for a video game in my life. This trailer is equal parts haunting and rawesome. And there’s a little bonus for afterwards (see next post).

7:01pm

Here’s a bit of hilarity to cleanse your zombie palate.

*Warning* The commercial and video will start at the same time. The video will automatically restart after the commercial, or you can just pause it. ‘Sup to you.

(via Dead Island - Literal Trailer Video - IGN)

6:59pm